wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT



Benny: You, me, Collins, and Maureen. How is the drama queen?
Mark: She’s performing tonight.
Benny: I know. Still her production manager?
Mark: Two days ago I was bumped.
Benny: You still dating her?





musicacorazon:

This actually kinda frightens me…











If there was one item that would have most tempted you, what would that have been?



badtvblog:

Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.





zangusu:

thatsonofamitch:

Is this what is really underneath girls skirts

yes this is it
this is the thing

zangusu:

thatsonofamitch:

Is this what is really underneath girls skirts

yes this is it

this is the thing



tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad


fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

image

fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all