I can’t believe Obama did this
I have been laughing for like 10 minutes
This looks like something a drunk archaeologist would do.
This is absolutely something a drunk archaeologist would do.
“This shovel has great sentimental value for me. It’s been with me since my first dig and it has all my field notes on it.”
the best of hot occupations, side by side.
Whoopi’s face is like “I’m glad that lil’ white girl said it cuz you know what would happen if I did…”
I’ont e’em mess w/ Sarah Silverman but on THIS? Yes.
Sarah Silverman definitely earned some points.
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
like it’s not “whoops I’m PREGNANT AGAIN tee hee time for an abortion!!”
nobody fuckin does that. nobody
it’s more along the lines of
do you want an abortion or do you want to die
do you want an abortion or do you want to watch your baby die after a week
do you want an abortion or do you want your life to fall apart around you because of a child you are either unable or unfit to support
do you want to give up a fetus or a living, breathing baby
I’m sorry but this made my whole day